I Wish I Knew How To Quit You

Everyone has parts of their lives they want to keep secret. There are always dark recesses where strange things lie in wait. Maybe you did something embarrassing that would make you a laughing stock, or perhaps you have a bad habit that you can’t leave alone. Or maybe you killed a man. Whatever, I don’t judge.

Me? I have an addiction. I thought I had beat it, I hadn’t thought of it in a long time. And then Blizzard goes ahead and releases this:


I haven’t given World of Warcraft a second though since the Wrath of the Lich King expansion. But seriously, this is unfair.

Instead of rehashing old content (Cataclysm, WoD), there’s a new continent called the Broken Isles.
A new class, Demon Hunter. You’re telling me I can basically play as Illidan? Do you care about my well-being at all?!
Class-specific Order Halls and a follower system? Fighting an entire army of demons as the leader of my Order?

When this comes out, you may not hear from me for awhile.


Please send help.